A simple blog for a simple-minded fellow. I'll post and reblog whatever I feel like. All art and/or music is not mine, unless stated as such. Aspiring poet I guess? feel free to tell me how shit I am.
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intrepid-inkweaver:

thefemaleofspecies:

Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)  

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I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.

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autistic-science-cryptid:
“ salem-rust:
“ jupiter2:
“They call her Grace.”
@opulentdesigns
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My dad, who used to be an athlete in high school, thinks this cat’s “fall” is intentional. And I’m inclined to think he might be right - the elements of the...

autistic-science-cryptid:

salem-rust:

jupiter2:

They call her Grace.

@opulentdesigns

My dad, who used to be an athlete in high school, thinks this cat’s “fall” is intentional. And I’m inclined to think he might be right - the elements of the “fall” flow perfectly into one another, and the cat rolls over at the exact moment she hits the ledge so that when she completes the roll she slides over the ledge and continues to “flow” like a living liquid. And my dad also says that the cat’s flip has elements similar to that of the Fosbury Flop, a technique used in high-jumping (article here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fosbury_Flop) in that there is a similar quality of “flow” and the leverage the roll gives her allows her to reach the ledge, likely with less effort than if she jumped like a normal kitty.

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mannish-monkey-man:

drowninginfelines:

squaamataa:

bladeknight:

thewillowwisps:

trilllizard666:

spiddermen:

nebulajam:

pomki:

borvar:

explosive-schiits:

da-moose-mcgillycuddy:

trilllizard666:

cupidsenpai:

heyday-mayday:

cupidsenpai:

official hex maniac art: 

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y’all????:

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Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/165599062866

And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.

Y’all need girlfriends

drawers:

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y’all????:

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Drawers:

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Y’all????:

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Drawers:

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y’all????:

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this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac

Kung

Pow

Penis

anybody in this thread smoke weed

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Originally posted by gay-and-mildly-upset